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BACK !!!!

I’ll start  blogging again soon. Been too busy lately. Btw, Friendster’s blog system = sux + slow + I don’t like.

Google still the way to go, :p

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Adios…

LOL, funny read.

The Washington Post’s Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.

Here are this years winners:

1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realise it was your money to start with.

2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

3. Bozone: (n.) the substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

4. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation of yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

5. Cashtration: (n) The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

6. Girafitti: Vandalism spray painted very, very high.

7. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn’t get it.

8. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

9. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.

11. Karmageddon: It’s like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? and then, like, the Earth explodes and it’s like, a
serious bummer.

12. Decafalon: The gruelling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

13. Glibido: All talk and no action

14. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

15. Arachnoleptic fit: The frantic dance performed just after you’ve accidentally walked through a spider web.

16. Beelzebug (n): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

17. Caterpallor (n): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you’re eating.

And the pick of the literature:

18. Ignoranus: A person who’s both stupid and an arsehole

STEP ONE:
Remind them who you are …..
"People of Adumar, I’m Wedge Antilles, and it’s my pleasure to meet you all at last."

STEP TWO:
Remind them what you’re here for ….
"And as a representative of the New Republic, I’m pleased to be present at this historic meeting of our great people."

STEP THREE:
Something personal, so they know you’re paying attention…..
"I must admit, I find this display very heartwarming."

STEP FOUR:
Wrap it up before you make a fool of yourself….
"I expect to have more to say once I’ve settled in, but for now, thank you for this welcome.

- Aaron Allstone, STARWARS, X-WING: Starfighters of Adumar

Good news for girls ! (and guys, LOL)

http://www.murdzplace.com/CNN.htm

P/S
I think it’s a joke/prank, the website addy is very doubtful, :p

Btw, for those who still donno what fellatio is, read here.

" You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white
guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is
Chinese, the Swiss hold the America’s Cup, France is accusing the U.S.
of arrogance, Germany doesn’t want to go to war, and the three most
powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  " -  Comedian
Chris Rock

Procedure Workday; begin
    If AlarmRing and Time < 8:00 then
       DoSnooze()      
    else if AlarmRing and Time > 8:00 then
        WakeupAndWashUp()
    else ContinueSleep();

     if Time < 8:30 then
        GoForBreakfast()
    else RushToWork();

    While not WorkDone or Time < 18:00 do begin
        DoWork()
    end;

    If not WorkDone and BossHere then
        DoWorkOT();

    If Time < 19:30 then
        GotoGym();

    If Day = Thurs or LadiesNite = True then
        GoClubbing()
    else if Mood = Bad then
        GoDota()
    else if Mood = Good then
        GoYumcha();

    While not AlarmRing  do
        Sleep();

end;

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Pigs = eat + sleep
Hence, Human = Pigs + work + enjoy
if, Human - enjoy = Pigs + work
in other words,  
Human that don’t know how to
enjoy = pigs that work

Men = eat + sleep + earn money 
Pigs = eat + sleep
Hence, Men = Pigs + earn money

if Men - earn money = Pigs
in other words,  
Men that don’t earn money =
Pigs 
 
Women = eat + sleep + spend

Pigs = eat + sleep
Hence, Women = Pigs + spend
if, Women - spend = Pigs
In other words,  
Women that don’t spend = Pigs

Summary:
Men earn money not to let
women become pigs!
Women spend not to let men
become pigs!

Officially, CNY isn’t over. But according to my company, I have to start work tomoro, so unofficially its over for me…

CNY as predicted, is BORING for me. The first day of new year falls on a weekend, means less public holiday, as an unconfirmed staff with no leave, means less holiday ! Less holidays also means less travelling, less yumcha session, less visiting and gamling sessions …. ~ Arhhhh

It’s not good to mention bad luck during this period of time, however badluck continues to haunt me !!!! CNY this year, as usual, too lil angpow money, spend too much money on petrol travelling, lost abit too much chor tai de, no mahjong session yet, most of my frens either back in hometown, of bz gambling, or bz travelling and KL is surprisingly crowded ! Nearly crashed my car a few times, got over divider cause too sleepy during drive, and the only alchohol I touched was beer ! Arhhhh

Man, I guess ppl spend more time eating out and shopping than visiting this year. Lots of weird things happened. Normally, during CNY, I get to imagine overheated afternoons while visiting frens and relatives for my ANGPOWs. Surprisingly this year, thou hot, it RAINED several times. As predicted, less relatives visited (I live with my grandad, so basically, i wait for ppl to visit xD), less angpow. Worst, the angpows getting lighter. Luckily the ‘family angpows’ value didn’t go down.

Well, I spend most of my CNY sleeping. 3 days passed like, well, like its not 3 days. Best thing that happened, managed to drag some friends to watch ghost rider, and Protege.

P/s Did I mention my streamyX and Hotlink barred ? Arhhhhh

OMG, my CNY weekend summed up in 3 paragraghs.
GG.
Get a life Renyi !